Actually the question here should be, are beautiful women indeed interesting? However, I will go ahead and address the question about how funny they are and ignore interesting all together. This is because interesting depends a lot on the activity in question and this is not the forum for such matters because we will end up even discussing issues that take place in the enchanted kingdom between the northern and southern bedsheets.
In my humble opinion the activities of that Kingdom depends on the effort of the man 75% of the time so the levels of how interesting they are can hardly be blamed on the woman.
If any man takes Kim Kardashian to bed and all the time she just lies knitting booties as you work your ass off, no one will believe you when you say she is bad in bed. Ditto for any gorgeous woman. Unless of course she is a distinguished holder of the Order of the Grand Canyon. This is a medal for women who are of the wider variety. And am not talking about the backyard. Am talking wider at the doorway and all through to the hallway if you catch my drift.
Moving on ...
It is a common occurence to see a group of men laughing hysterically whenever a beautiful woman says something that is just about twenty blocks away from funny. Except idiots like me who are poor at laughing at rubbery jokes that just make annoying noises in your mouth without any taste being felt, bad or good. That includes jokes from women, beautiful, ugly or shemale. And I think that would explain why my sex episodes are as spaced out as Arsenal's trophy triumphs.
What I know however is, for women, the amount of humor in your jokes and talk are directly proportional to the size of your hooters, the dazzle of your beauty or size of your backside. If you carry a county of an ass, you will - by default - have an easier time telling jokes. If your bra size is custom due to the huge size of your hooters, your humor score will definately be higher. If your face is to die for, men will be dying in laughter when you tell jokes. If you dont have any of the those items, two words. Google jokes.
Why you may ask ...
Sex of course. Men are ass-kissers where beautiful women are concerned. They will do anything to get into the pants of Miss gorgeous even when her IQ is a few digits lower than the route number for Kangemi matatus. Actually, the lower the IQ, the easier it is for men in their opinion. This brings in a problem for beautiful women because they can NEVER know if they are truly funny.
And mostly it is not.
Blonde jokes were not created because blondes are hated. They were created because being beautiful makes most women not try hard enough or care enough. She can drop her books in the middle of the street sorrounded by complete strangers and men will scamper to pick them up even before she contemplates bending. The way men figure it is, bend-over for her in public and she will bend-over for you in private.
And bending they actually do ...
Because beautiful women feed off attention. Give her that and you become a permanent tenant of a part of their palm. They will hold you there and control you the way they want. And notice I said tenant. They have you on their palm, they control you and you still pay her to be there. The lunches, dinners, night-outs are the rent. And laughing at her jokes and half-wit one liners the service fee. Ok, make that an eighth-wit one liner.
So are beautiful women funny ...
They are VERY funny before you sleep with them. The truthfulness of just how funny they actually were can best be evaluated when the man is disposing off the rubber sock as he wipes sweat from his brow. At that moment, when he has finally put her in the magical kingdom between the Northern and Southern bedsheets, he will not laugh at lame jokes.
That is the bare naked truth ... ...
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